angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via lovewillsurviveallobstacles)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via beesexualoverlord)

kungfu-mulutan:

restoring faith in love

(Source: BuzzFeed, via lovewillsurviveallobstacles)

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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(via elphabutts)

owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

(via beesexualoverlord)

"

Today little sister cracks open
a second egg and mom’s eyes
dart across the kitchen.

'You are not supposed to eat
more than one egg a day
you know that is far
too much cholesterol.’

The first meal I ate at the hospital
was a two-egged omelette
drenched in cheese.
My mother sat across from me
while the nurses and social workers
retaught her how to feed me.

They told her I was not allowed
to hide cheese under my plate,
or pick off the tortilla shell
and avoid the egg yolk.

They told her there were new rules, now
3000 to 5000 calories a day,
every day
no more sugar-free jello
egg whites
and tea

That night we went to the grocery store
and felt the world tilt upside down
We walked passed the low fat,
no cholesterol
sugar-free
Until we hit the goldmine:
poppyseed muffins,
ice cream bars
whole milk
full fat butter.
Foods that would make my heart beat regularly again
and put life back in my eyes.

Today I tell my mother I think it is fine
for little sister to eat two eggs,
cholesterol be damned.

But she looks me in the eye and says
“It’s different for you.”

This is the same phrase she repeats
when I ask her why she does not want us to cook noodles
for mother’s day dinner
or why she is not eating sugar
this week.

It is a phrase which means:
because you showed so much control
that you grew out of control
You are Hereby Exempt
from the Dieting Culture

It is a phrase which means,
‘I am drawing a firm line
between the South Beach diet
The No-Carb diet
The No-Sugar diet
The Atkins diet
The You Are Inherently Flawed and in Need of Fixing
Diet

and illness.’

Because nobody likes to think about the fact
that perhaps we are all playing with fire
that perhaps The American Dream
(and by this I mean weight loss)
is nothing but a smokescreen.
That perhaps shrinking oneself successfully
does not actually move mountains,
paint your soul in bright gold,
or part the seas.

That perhaps making ourselves disappear
won’t fix the real problems
our good intentions will never
pave the path to heaven.

Tomorrow when I wake up
I am going to breathe in the morning air
and thank the universe for poppyseed muffins,
ice cream bars
whole milk
full fat butter

I am going to change the world

and fry two eggs for breakfast.

"

— Sarah T, Two Eggs (via bravegirl-living)

(Source: comemorningslight, via amaterasuokamisama)

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

(via amaterasuokamisama)

mapsontheweb:

Flag map of the world in 1914

mapsontheweb:

Flag map of the world in 1914

(Source: commons.wikimedia.org)

gillianandersons:

are you telling me my 10 inch tall dog with a brain the size of a peanut understands the word “no” better than 90% of boys and grown ass men

(Source: mulders, via theriseofyin)

kittykittykittykittykitty:

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

BABY

kittykittykittykittykitty:

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

BABY

(via bisexualzuko)

spookyshounen:

Snape invented complex curses and spells, one of which is nonverbal, at age 16

the Marauders became animagi at age 15, and made the Marauders’ map, a unique and brilliant piece of magic around the same time

Hermione had been excelling in all kinds of magic since she was 11

Fred and George created dozens of unique magical items, including candies that make you sick and pygmy puffs, since before the start of the first book, their inventions getting more impressive every year

demizuko:

ive been thinking about mai and ty lee kids and i have decided that the second kid they adopt is a firebender and the other two are nonbenders

but anyway when miri (kid 2) starts bending ty lee totally calls up zuko like HELP HOW DO WE FIREPROOF THE HOUSE WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS

mai’s in the background somewhere like “no i am not dousing all of the furniture with water”

(via bisexualzuko)

kristoffbjorgman:

image

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

(via theriseofyin)